The Not-a-Charcuterie-board: The One That Really Gets You


  • Eleven Brothers  Boston Post Dairy
  • Teahive – Beehive Cheese
  • Toma – Point Reyes Farmstead Cheese Co
  • Strawberry Rosemary Black Currant Jam – V Smiley Preserves 
  • Apple Pie Dried Fruit Jerky – Watermelon Road
  • 6 Seed Crackers – Top Seedz
  • Cherry Fig Mostarda – Red Camper
  • Sea Salt Roasted Corn – Love Corn


The bustling sounds of excited tourists had died away over the last few hours, as the blazing sun had set over Grand Canyon National Park. Now with moonrise approaching, the sky was filled with more stars than you had ever seen before. You sat, bundled in blankets and layers with your partner, a thermos of hot chocolate helping to combat the desert’s chill. With the quiet hum of the nocturnal world coming to life, you were grounded and present, realizing that this quiet, simple moment was perfect.

The Not-a-Charcuterie-Board is also grounded and perfect. It has been carefully curated to accommodate those with dietary restrictions while also being kind of perfect for everyone. This collection is gluten free, vegetarian, nut free and all cheeses are made with pasteurized milk. It's an easy breezy solution that tastes like you thought about it all week. Classically inclusive.

Don't forget to add a cheese board and other cheese accessories like bowls and cheese knives!

Our cheese collections are carefully curated selections of award-winning, small batch, and hard-to-find cheeses + pairings that are sure to delight your friends and loved ones as a gift or at your next party!

Every collection comes beautifully packed in our custom-designed boxes, with a complementary gift of a spreader, tongs, and honey dipper to ensure the recipient feels as special as our curations!

We also include a dossier that includes a Welcome Letter and Pairing Info Sheet, a Quick Start Guide and Variations for composing your board, as well as our signature Cheese and Flavor Profile guides.

Find out more about this collection by browsing through the information below!



Note: Due to the amazing nature of the specialty food world, we occasionally will need to substitute an item with another fantastic item of equal or greater value - but just as awesome!

The Not-A-Charcuterie-Board: the one that really gets you

The Not-A-Charcuterie-Board: the one that really gets you

Regular price $125.00

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this collection serves: 6-10


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