The Not-a-Charcuterie-board


The night Diana asked Jackson to marry her was on their third anniversary. They had a small house with a quaint deck—just enough space for the two of them. For months, Jackson left the accounting firm early to take ballroom dance classes (an attempt to solve his “two left feet” problem). That night, he dressed up in what he called his “waltzing suit”, a rich green getup with purple and gold socks. He decorated their porch with string lights and flowers, got a bottle of wine from a local vineyard, and made the backyard their dancefloor, staying in the moment together as dusk settled. 

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The Not-a-Charcuterie-Board is also grounded and perfect. It has been carefully curated to accommodate those with dietary restrictions while also being kind of perfect for everyone. This collection is gluten free, vegetarian, nut free and all cheeses are made with pasteurized milk. It's an easy breezy solution that tastes like you thought about it all week. Classically inclusive.


  • Eleven Brothers  Boston Post Dairy
  • Teahive – Beehive Cheese
  • Toma – Point Reyes Farmstead Cheese Co
  • Strawberry Rosemary Black Currant Jam – V Smiley Preserves 
  • Apple Pie Dried Fruit Jerky – Watermelon Road
  • 6 Seed Crackers – Top Seedz
  • Cherry Fig Mostarda – Red Camper
  • Sea Salt Roasted Corn – Love Corn

The Not-A-Charcuterie-Board


this collection serves: 4-8

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Our cheese collections are carefully curated selections of award-winning, small batch, and hard-to-find cheeses + pairings that are sure to delight your friends and loved ones as a gift or at your next party!

Every collection comes beautifully packed in our custom-designed boxes, with a complementary gift of a spreader, tongs, and honey dipper to ensure the recipient feels as special as our curations!

We also include a dossier that includes a Welcome Letter and Pairing Info Sheet, a Quick Start Guide and Variations for composing your board, as well as our signature Cheese and Flavor Profile guides.

Find out more about this collection by browsing through the information below!



Note: Due to the amazing nature of the specialty food world, we occasionally will need to substitute an item with another fantastic item of equal or greater value - but just as awesome!

The Not-A-Charcuterie-Board

The Not-A-Charcuterie-Board

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this collection serves: 4-8


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